The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
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When you gain more than 1 follower in one day
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8,354 noteswho came up with the idea of clowns
who thought they’d be good at children’s parties
who thought they’d be good anywhere
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2,824 noteswhen people wear skinny jeans with running shoes
what are you doing
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Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy?
omg dying
Ryan is such an ass.
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Humans have two hands
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
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